Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Trying to Study for Book of Mormon

Its finals week. I was just trying to study for Book of Mormon using a google doc and two people started chatting it up. I highlighted each person separately to make it easier to read. Here is what they said:

Anonymous user 1669: I love the Book of Mormon.
Anonymous User 1664 has opened the document.
Anonymous User 1583 has left.
Anonymous user 1669: I said, I LOVE THE BOOK OF MORMON.
Anonymous User 1682 has opened the document.
Anonymous user 1669: Hello?
Anonymous User 1682: Oh Hi!
I am a lover of the book of mormon too!
Anonymous user 1669: Anonymous user 1669 here.
Are you L.D.S.?
Anonymous User 1682: Anonymous user 1682 here.
Anonymous user 1669: As in Latter-day Saint.
Anonymous User 1682: Yes I am! We already have so much in common!
Anonymous User 1630 has left.
Anonymous User 1682: SHould we maybe meet?
Anonymous user 1669: Wow. So...what's your name? are you single?
Anonymous User 1682: I apologize for that capitalization error. I am Alma. Yes, single and LOVING IT!!
Wait, are you?
Or are you unhappy in a current relationship?
Anonymous user 1669: I don't think is really the place to talk about this....
Anonymous User 1682: Ok, your place or mine?
Anonymous user 1669: Mine
Anonymous User 1682: OK SEE YOU SOON! BYE
Anonymous user 1669: YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME
or where I lice
live.
Anonymous User 1682: Anonymous user 1669. Or is not?
lice?
I have a google map tracing your exact location.
Hope thats not creepy
Anonymous User 5415 has left.
Anonymous User 1682: Why do people keep leaving?
Anonymous user 1669: They're jealous, probably.
Wait. are you a boy?
Anonymous User 1682: No are you?
Anonymous user 1669: ...........
Anonymous User 1682 has left.
Anonymous user 1669: wow
Anonymous User 1697 has opened the document.
Anonymous user 1669: this is awkward...


We need more of this in our lives.

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